February 2012
Late night tumbles for my sugar bear
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.